Original funny quotes

Main kal subah BP ki dawai lena bhool gayi. Par BP ne bhi mujhe shaam ko jaa kar yaad dilaya!

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All these incessant spam calls we get are helping one company very much. That company is ....Trucaller.

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करवाचौथ एक ऐसा पर्व है जिसे मनाने वाले, और न मनाने वाले, दोनों खुश होते हैं। मनाने वाले पति प्रेम से, न मनाने वाले पेट पूजा से।

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Since my child started learning phonics, I have always spelt birthday as burthde. 

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After the launch of web Whatsapp, Bill Gates must be sleeping very soundly.

He no longer makes the buggiest software on the market.

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The magic of tolerance is this - When you become more tolerant, you also become more tolerable.

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One does not respond to deliberate ignorance with knowledge sharing. One responds to deliberate ignorance with deliberate indifference.

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There comes a time when you have to stop being the ball, and start being the player.

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If you are not at the table, you are on the table. (If you are not on the guest list, you are in the menu).

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