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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man." We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said," That's once". "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,' That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. "I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."
And we lived happily ever after. "
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man." We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said," That's once". "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,' That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. "I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."
And we lived happily ever after. "
6 comments:
wow.. what a black humour in the good context. Impressive and sarcastic. i loved this. how do you write so good.
Hi Known Stranger:
This is not what I've written.. wanted to post something funny on my blog and someone sent me this nice forward.. its obviously written somewhere else! :-)
Hi Maddy:
Can't! Besides, I am not a lot like the partner that counted to three.. i'm momre like the husband, u c! :-))
u can use 'hello' to download pics...btw how u doing, how do we know?
So it's a question of who calls the shots, is it ? ;-)
Mm, I've been married for 33 years (or I will have been in another week) and my husband still does all he can to make me happy.
So, is he lovely or am I scary?
Hi Tell me no more: Am doing good so far!! there was a BIG change in life, and am trying to cope with it.. but it will hit me only in some time!!
Hi Wriju: maybe it is. it gets sad when its ONLY a matter of who is calling the shot!
Hi Z: In my humble opinion, u two are VERY lucky to be so much in love with each other for 33 years and more! Tell us how you do it!! :-)
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