Monday, June 10, 2019

More original quips

मुझे सबसे प्यारे वो लोग लगते हैं, जो अपना चिकन टिक्का खाते हुए मुझ से पूछते हैं, "तुम्हारे मन में जानवरों के प्रति दया क्यों नहीं है?"


On Watching Bharat: Boss, I cannot stand the Khans any more. In the last 30 years, the only thing that has changed about all 3 of them, is the botox.


When we open our minds and close our mouths, we can all learn. When we open our mouths and close our minds, we are all jackasses.

What a coincidence! My next date for believing in the goodness of people coincides with the first day of my next birth.







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