Saturday, June 10, 2006

Application rejections

Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203203
Wall St.New York,
NY 10015

Dear Mr. Conners,
Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXXX

16 comments:

Z said...

That amount of chutzpah absolutely deserves a job offer forthwith.

al-Ferengi said...

Genius!

Nidhi Narayan said...

good one

Tell me no more of enchanted days said...

hmm hmmm...

so u still didn't say..guy or girl?

or u wana leave ppl guessing?

Chiya said...

Fantastic and inspiring.......

Ekta said...

haha!
Wish it could work that way!;-)
Hilarious one!

How do we know said...

hi z: Am hiring the author as soon as i figure out who it is!

Hi iky: just a goldmine one bumped into!

Hi Nidhi: Gud to finally c u online..

Dear tell me no more: Does it really matter? Most ppl think i am a guy anyway.. they all cant be wrong. I dont want to keep anyone guessing at all.. am just doing a small study of my own.

Hi Chiya: thank u!

Hi Ekta: yeah.. but u know what? It should.. ! :-)

Maya Cassis said...

haahaa ha that was too good :)

Wriju said...

Hilarious :-)

Anand said...

hahah!
Hilarious!
I wish i cld write a similar letter and actually get away with it!;-)

Tell me no more of enchanted days said...

thanks :) sometimes i wish ppl in the real world were that considerate. i guess we all leave our masks behind when we blog. the voice comes straight from the heart...yes..i do need that care..but i've learnt not to expect anything from the world..

How do we know said...

Hi Maya, Wriju: Thanks!

Hi Anand: Trust me, you just will.. remember the McDonalds resume? if you have a copy, pls post it on your blog so i can flick it for mine :-)

Hi tell me no more: When I was where I think you are.. my best friend gave me a song.. Chiquitita(Abba) .. it still helps.. try it!
Am posting it for you.. this one is especially for you..

Tell me no more of enchanted days said...

hey, that was real sweet. thanks. as for ppl who don't deserve it, who's to decide who deserves what? what is more important is at least to give people a shot, so you know what worked and didn't...and u have no regrets at 40...that's all that matters...

Chloe said...

do you mind if i print this out and send it with my signature to prospective employers?
:)

How do we know said...

Hi Chloe: Be My Guest!

BiScUiTs said...

Haha that's a good idea!