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 वो जो सारे brilliant jokes मेरे दिमाग में, सुबह सुबह इस दुनिया को देख कर आते हैं,

वो चाय के समय तक कहाँ चले जाते हैं?

सुबह से 2 जोक भूल गई हूँ!

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Maybe... one week before going to see your mom is not the best time to start inner child healing.

#JustAThought

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After the first dose of antibiotic: Stomach is ok but throat is just not working.

After the third dose of antibiotic: Throat is little better but stomach is messed up.

#howAntiBioticsWork

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If it doesn't make common sense, it doesn't make any sense.

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Definitions for non-Punjabis:

Panjiri is the pinni jo bikhar gayi kyunki usko kisi ne maska nahi maara.

Panjiri is the pinni that went to pieces because usko kisi ne maska nahi maara.

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You cannot value what you did not desire.

You cannot value what you do not need.

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If necessity is the mother of invention, citizen discourse is the necessity that suddenly invents political will.

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Whatsapp Wars are like Monopoly Money - utterly useless outside the game.

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Passion ignites the cannon - but only after strategy has put it in the right place.

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Weeds are also greenery, but they don't make a garden.

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They spoke about sailors - A sailor has a wife at every port.

Corollary: A sailor's wife has a husband on every ship that ports.

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You know why people prefer scrolling Insta reels to having real conversations? Consumption is easier than conversation. Conversation places upon you the onus of reciprocity. Consumption panders to the spoilt brat in you.

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You know what is worse than lack of knowledge? It is the illusion of knowledge, often presenting itself as the delusion of omniscience.

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Men commit suicide. Women have autoimmune diseases.

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