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 वो जो सारे brilliant jokes मेरे दिमाग में, सुबह सुबह इस दुनिया को देख कर आते हैं,

वो चाय के समय तक कहाँ चले जाते हैं?

सुबह से 2 जोक भूल गई हूँ!

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Maybe... one week before going to see your mom is not the best time to start inner child healing.

#JustAThought

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After the first dose of antibiotic: Stomach is ok but throat is just not working.

After the third dose of antibiotic: Throat is little better but stomach is messed up.

#howAntiBioticsWork

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If it doesn't make common sense, it doesn't make any sense.

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Definitions for non-Punjabis:

Panjiri is the pinni jo bikhar gayi kyunki usko kisi ne maska nahi maara.

Panjiri is the pinni that went to pieces because usko kisi ne maska nahi maara.

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You cannot value what you did not desire.

You cannot value what you do not need.

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If necessity is the mother of invention, citizen discourse is the necessity that suddenly invents political will.

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Whatsapp Wars are like Monopoly Money - utterly useless outside the game.

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Passion ignites the cannon - but only after strategy has put it in the right place.

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Weeds are also greenery, but they don't make a garden.

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They spoke about sailors - A sailor has a wife at every port.

Corollary: A sailor's wife has a husband on every ship that ports.

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