This post might hurt some people. I apologise in advance. I was just thinking random things today when, suddenly, a specific scenario came up absolutely clear in my head - to be in a house that has a lot of comforts, but you cannot see another human being. You live in a loving family of dogs whose language you understand, but maybe 1-2 other humans, or maybe none.
Your only chance of seeing another humans is the evening "walk".
On the flip side, life looked good - imagine not having to do a day of work your entire life, and actually dying of old age!
Would I want a life like that?
This is what gave birth to this piece - What if dogs loved us the way we love them? This is neither a censure nor a platitude - just a flight of fancy.
If dogs loved us
The way we love them
We would not live in houses
But in a den, or in a pack,
And they would love us so!
Small houses would be made
In a corner of the den,
For pets to live in peace
The ‘human house’ would have a bed
And a food bowl, please.
And oh! They would love us so!
We would be told
Where we could go
What we could touch,
In the main den.
We would be scolded (oh, of course),
Or, even ousted like hen.
But, Oh! They would love us so!
We would see dogs around us
But nary a human face
But once a day
They would take us
To see our human mates.
“Don’t get too excited”
We would be warned,
And if we did,
Be torn apart.
And oh! They would love us so!
We would be taken from our moms
While still bottle feeding
And adjusted in loving homes
With cute baths for preening.
Given names that ‘parents’ like
And collars, leashes, jackets, Oh!
They would love us so!
We would eat what they eat, of course,
But adjusted for our species
Toilets would always be open,
No clothes, so no creases!
And oh! They would
love us so!
There would be needles,
because, everyone knows
Diseases that humans carry!
As far as mating goes
We could breed, but not marry.
And oh! They would love us so!
There would be sterilization, of course,
Because, as everyone knows
Humans are aggressive
In ways best left untold.
And oh! They would love us so!
All in all, I think what matters
Is the love that we find
In rich dens of our parents
Who are so very kind.
There would be no mugging,
No human crime to deal with
We would all die of old age
And jobs would be a myth.
We would be mischief makers
And they would make memes!
We would be part of stories,
And even of dreams!
And oh! They would love us so!