Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

Thursday, March 05, 2026

Random original quotes

Market तो समुद्र पर चलती नाव है - ऊपर नीचे होती ही रहेगी। 
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सुख वो पोटली है, जिस में आचार और रोटी बंधी है। कहीं भी खोल कर, किसी के साथ भी बांटी जा सकती है। दुख हीरों की पोटली है, वहीं खोली जाती है जहां उसका मोल करने वाला भी कोई हो। 

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How to kill two birds with one stone?  - the AI version. 
Use ChatGPT to power Copilot. 
One will be boycotted for politics, the other for performance. 
PS: Copilot is REALLY Bad. 
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The number that really matters in a car is not 0-60. 
It is 60-0. 
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Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Hindi quotes

जितनी ऊंची तुम्हारी परवाज़ है, उतने ऊंचे तो मेरे ख्वाब भी नहीं हैं। 

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बच्चों को खिलौने तोड़ने दो 

वरना बड़े होकर ये लोगों को तोड़ते हैं 

उनका आत्मविश्वास, 

उनका हृदय 

उनकी हर महीन संवेदना 

सब कुछ केवल इसलिए तोड़ा जाता है 

क्यूंकि तोड़ा जा सकता है 

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वो पल, जो कदम आगे बढ़ाने का था, उस पल में तुम पीछे हट गए थे। और तुम्हारे बारे में, कुछ जानने की ज़रूरत नहीं है। 

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जहां हाथ न पकड़ना हो न, वहाँ उंगली मत करो। लोगों के दिल टूट जाते हैं

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मेरी intuition के 2 ही modes हैं - Amazing Accuracy या Absolute Blunder। या तो बोलेंगे - "तुम्हें गुरद्वारे के ठीक सामने पार्किंग मिल जाएगी। जाओ!" और गुरद्वारे के ठीक सामने पार्किंग होगी! या बोलेंगे "अरे सब ठीक ही होगा" और कुछ भी ठीक नहीं जाएगा! 

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Sunday, April 20, 2025

On relationships and respect

किसी और को बढ़ावा देने के लिए, अपने आप को घटाना नहीं चाहिए। उसे self-deprecation कहते हैं। 

अपने को अच्छा महसूस कराने के लिए, किसी और का दिल नहीं तोड़ना चाहिए। उसे narcissism कहते हैं। 

चाँद की रोशनी छुप न जाए, इस के लिए सूरज अपने आप को मद्धम नहीं करता। 


Don't whittle yourself away to add to someone else's personality. 

Don't break a heart to make yourself feel good. 

The sun does not reduce its shine so the moon might be visible. The moon just chooses a different time, and they both rule the sky. 


During this time, when I have started to prioritise my mental health above most other things, I have been making some changes: 

A. Realising that I have lovely friends, and being very grateful for them, their love, and their support at this time. 

B. I also became aware of some friends who, for years, have used the love that I give freely, and responding to that love with selfishness, unresponsiveness, or even meanness. Instinctively, I have started to avoid these friends. When one of them calls to ask how I am doing, I say, I am on a mental health break. But during this break, I have actually been meeting my friends a lot MORE, not less. The fact that these friends are the energy that I have wanted to avoid during healing, made me go back and introspect - when did this person last make me feel like a friend? 

For most friends, I am glad to say, the feeling of avoidance is based on their communication patterns, rather than a lack of love at their end. For some, I am just not willing to step into the pattern of pretend-love-that-is-actually-their-self-aggrandisation. So, these friends, I have just instinctively let go of. I don't know if I will miss their presence in the future, but for now, it just feels like a handcuff or a chain taken away, and I feel much the lighter for it. 


Monday, July 22, 2024

In case you think your partner is oh so dumb.

I have seen that men find a special pleasure in making their wives feel dumb and unimportant. 

This post is for them: 

She married you. If you think only a dumb fuck would marry you, you need to work on your self-concept. Not her intelligence. 

PS: This quote also applies to women who think their husbands are so stupid. They are not. They married you. It would have taken some intelligence to choose you over the others. 

Thursday, April 25, 2024

On Office politics

वो समझता था कि वो सूरज है तो उसके आस पास अंधेरा हो ही नहीं सकता। 

उसे याद रखना चाहिए था कि परछाई भी एक चीज़ होती है, और कुछ लोग, परछाई के जैसे होते हैं - ठीक सूरज की नाक के नीचे, उसी की रोशनी इस्तेमाल कर के, अंधेरा फैलाते हैं। 


She thought she was the sunshine, so she could light up everything around her. 

She should have considered shadows. She should have known that some people are like shadows - they use the light of the sun to create darkness. 


*The post is deliberately written as He in Hindi and She in English. Its not a translation error :) 


Sunday, April 21, 2024

Surprisingly good ideas that popped in my head - I

 We all know that the Deccan plateau is made of volcanic rocks.


But... where is the crater?
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Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Quotes for M

 A pleasure and the privilege - was just an expression, until I met you. 


Thursday, October 05, 2023

Original funny quotes

My hobby is to sit at midnight and browse miniature dollhouses.

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Valentine's Day is like the karva chauth of unmarried ppl. Everyone has to rush home early on this day.

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I had to restart investing in stocks. Kyunki gold aukaat se bahut oopar chala gya hai, aur stocks charitra se bhi neeche gir gaye hain.

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Main kal subah BP ki dawai lena bhool gayi. Par BP ne bhi mujhe shaam ko jaa kar yaad dilaya!

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All these incessant spam calls we get are helping one company very much. That company is ....Trucaller.

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करवाचौथ एक ऐसा पर्व है जिसे मनाने वाले, और न मनाने वाले, दोनों खुश होते हैं। मनाने वाले पति प्रेम से, न मनाने वाले पेट पूजा से।

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Since my child started learning phonics, I have always spelt birthday as burthde. 
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After the launch of web Whatsapp, Bill Gates must be sleeping very soundly.
He no longer makes the buggiest software on the market.
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The magic of tolerance is this - When you become more tolerant, you also become more tolerable.
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One does not respond to deliberate ignorance with knowledge sharing. One responds to deliberate ignorance with deliberate indifference.
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There comes a time when you have to stop being the ball, and start being the player.
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If you are not at the table, you are on the table. (If you are not on the guest list, you are in the menu).
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Let me not play the devil's advocate. I am sure he has enough advocates on his payroll.

post note: And arguing for the devil is not child's play.
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One is never really prepared for embarrassment as the cause of death.
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As causes of death go, mine is most likely to be embarrassment.
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I am pretty, and I am obese. Basically, I am pretty obese.
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You know you are in trouble when the PTD (Part Time Distraction) becomes FTO (Full Time Obsession).
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He is so closed that getting him to open up will not take conversation. It will need excavation.
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She was so busy being overwhelmed that she found no time to be productive.
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God is a prankster, and i am his favourite victim. 

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Complex PTSD is like watching ur heart die or Alzeimer's instead of your head. 

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According to my mom, the last time she made a mistake was before the Big Bang. 

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Sunday, October 01, 2023

Funny Witty Quotes - 3

Learn from the mistakes of others - you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. 

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People will believe anything if you whisper it. 

Tact is the ability to close your mouth before someone else wants to. 

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Thursday, September 28, 2023

Funny Witty Quotes - II

Sometimes its hard to tell whether you are carving a niche for yourself or digging a hole! 

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There was a time when the artist had to suffer. Now, its the viewer. 

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I'd like to apply for a credit card. I am tired of my cheques bouncing all over the place. 

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To err is human. To forgive, infrequent. 

Gather ye rosebuds where ye may, florists are very expensive. 

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Anybody who can still do at 60 what s/he was doing at 20, wasn't doing much at 20. 

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Nothing can spoil a class reunion like running into the guy who has all his hair, married your girl, and made his money from computers. 

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Tolerance is based on patience, respect, and the suspicion that the other fellow may be right. 

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The problem with doing nothing is, you never know when you are done.

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No two people are exactly alike, and chances are, both are glad of it. 

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life isn't a bed of roses or a bowl of cherries. Its a bunch of raisins - raisin' kids, raisin' hell, and raisin' money. 

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Now that I finally have it all together, I've forgotten where i put it! 

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Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it themselves. 

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If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. 

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Ideas are a lot like children - our own are wonderful! 

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A well-adjusted person is someone who can make the same mistake twice without being nervous. 

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The trouble with work is - its so daily. 

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Constructive criticism is when I criticise you. Destructive criticism is when you criticise me. 

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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things. 


Quotes from the old diary

 I tried to walk without a dream, and I fell down. 

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A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do, because she is enchanged with all the wonderful things her grandchildren do. 

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At most jobs you can make a living. Its making a life that matters. 

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Life is fragile - handle with care.

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The real productive ups and downs are getting up in the morning and getting down to work. 

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The door to the human heart can only be opened from the inside. 

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. 

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The best thing to do behind a person's back is to pat it. 

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When you make your mark in the world, watch out for people with erasers. 

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Grief may be able to take care of itself, but to get full value out of joy, you must have someone to share it with. 

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. 

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Happiness is not something you get. It's something you do. 

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Happiness vanishes when envy appears. 

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The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't be little. 

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Average is as close to the bottom as the top. 

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The happiest misers are the ones who can save up every friend that they have. 

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You will never get ahead of anyone you are trying to get even with. 

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Live so friends can defend you but never have to. 

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Earth is here so kind, 

Tickle her with a hoe 

and she responds with a harvest. 

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Great souls have wills, feeble ones have wishes. 

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Humility is a strange thing - the minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. 

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What makes us happy is not our position, but our disposition. 

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The reason so few people recognise an opportunity is that it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

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The greatest underdeveloped territory in the world lies under your hat. 

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Everything comes to those who wait - if they work while they wait. 

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If you blame others for your failure, do you credit them for your success?

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There is no better exercise than reaching down and lifting someone up. 

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A faultless person is possible only in a faultless world. 

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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. 

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Everyone smiles in the same language. 

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If you sow kindness, you reap a crop of friends. 

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Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. 

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"Zeus wanted man, no matter how tormented by other evils, not to throw life away ...
To this end he gave man hope; it is truly the most evil of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man.
To this end he gave man hope; it is truly the most evil of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man."
-Friedrich Nietzsche (Human, All Too Human)

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Only the day after tomorrow belongs to me. Some are born posthumously. - Neitzsche 

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What interpretation prevails is a function of power, not Truth. - Neitzsche 

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Thursday, September 07, 2023

more urdu poetry

वो कदम टूट गए जो तेरी महफ़िल की तरफ 

सोते सोते भी मचल जाते थे चलने के लिए 

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मुझको थकने नहीं देता ये ज़रूरत का पहाड़ 

मेरे बच्चे मुझे बूढ़ा नहीं होने देते 

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ये एक अदा रुलाएगी हमें तमाम उम्र, 

जाते हुए न प्यार से यूं मुस्कुराइए 

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poets unknown

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Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal. 

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The sky is the daily bread of the eyes. 


Monday, September 04, 2023

Funny Witty quotes

Diplomacy: Laying another's life for one's country. 

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The duties of our leaders great who occupy the thrones 

Are to address gatherings and lay foundation stones. 

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Minister: A person who causes a mini-stir wherever he goes. 

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Flattery is like cologne water - to be smelled, but not swallowed. 

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Joint Account: An account in which one person deposits and the other withdraws. 

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Money: The mint makes it first, and it is up to us to make it last. 

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Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables the kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose. 

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I don't know who wrote these witty quotes. They are all from my childhood diaries. 

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Life begins at 40, but only a fool would wait that long. 

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Calories don't count. They multiply. 

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Floods are rivers too big for their bridges. 

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The good thing about growing old is that you only have to do it once. 

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Shock absorbers in buses are called passengers. 

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If you think a dog can't count, try putting three biscuits in your pocket and giving your dog only two. 

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The modern economy has changed many a nest's egg into chicken feed. 

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We are born with mouths open and eyes closed, and we spend our entire lives trying to reverse that mistake of nature. 

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Compromise is the art of dividing the cake so that everyone thinks they got the largest piece. 

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Don't avoid any chairs until you run smack into one. And then, you will have a chair to sit on. 

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The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first. 

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For every problem, there is a neat, simple solution, and its always wrong. 

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When all else fails, read the instructions. 

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GOD is real, unless declared as an integer. 

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In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake. 

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The solution to a problem changes the problem. 

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When the bad has become worse, the cycle will repeat itself. 

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Grapevine: The only communication system in no danger of being replaced by electronics. 

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Hospital: A place where a patient's friends meet to tell him their symptoms. 

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- dont know who has written or said these quotes. 



Saturday, May 27, 2023

More quotes

 वो जो सारे brilliant jokes मेरे दिमाग में, सुबह सुबह इस दुनिया को देख कर आते हैं,

वो चाय के समय तक कहाँ चले जाते हैं?
सुबह से 2 जोक भूल गई हूँ!
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Maybe... one week before going to see your mom is not the best time to start inner child healing.
#JustAThought
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After the first dose of antibiotic: Stomach is ok but throat is just not working.
After the third dose of antibiotic: Throat is little better but stomach is messed up.
#howAntiBioticsWork
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If it doesn't make common sense, it doesn't make any sense.
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Definitions for non-Punjabis:

Panjiri is the pinni jo bikhar gayi kyunki usko kisi ne maska nahi maara.

Panjiri is the pinni that went to pieces because usko kisi ne maska nahi maara.
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You cannot value what you did not desire.
You cannot value what you do not need.
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If necessity is the mother of invention, citizen discourse is the necessity that suddenly invents political will.
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Whatsapp Wars are like Monopoly Money - utterly useless outside the game.

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Passion ignites the cannon - but only after strategy has put it in the right place.
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Weeds are also greenery, but they don't make a garden.
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They spoke about sailors - A sailor has a wife at every port.
Corollary: A sailor's wife has a husband on every ship that ports.
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You know why people prefer scrolling Insta reels to having real conversations? Consumption is easier than conversation. Conversation places upon you the onus of reciprocity. Consumption panders to the spoilt brat in you.
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You know what is worse than lack of knowledge? It is the illusion of knowledge, often presenting itself as the delusion of omniscience.
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Men commit suicide. Women have autoimmune diseases.
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Even the longest river meanders to the sea.
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ज़िम्मेदार लोगों को मरने में कितना वक़्त लग जाता है
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ग़ालिब वो सुखनवर हैं जो समझ में आए तो अच्छा, पर ना समझ में आए तो और भी अच्छा।
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Silence is the cancer that we choose for ourselves. Don't stay silent. Speak to someone. Speak out. Speak up. Just speak.

Silence is not golden. Ek chup, sau sukh, does not work. Vo baatein jo main pee gaya tha, vo baatein mujh ko jha gayi.
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जीवन को मुझे, मृत्यु का अधिकार तो देना होगा। 
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Monday, January 23, 2023

Quotes

 Non-participation in politics is driven by respect (for the leader) or apathy. Both can end. 

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I could not be more invisible if I were a ghost. 

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If an effort level of 100 is needed to get something, and you decide to put in 90, thinking baaki "ho jayega", thats not delusion. Thats a decision. 

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Monday, January 16, 2023

On Elon Musk losing value in 2022

What Elon Musk has done through Twitter files is far more valuable than any valuation lost in 2022. 

Sadly, no mainstream media has carried Twitter files even though the findings are very serious. 

Saturday, January 07, 2023

More quotes

 I want to meet the genius who named Delhi's climate band "temperate".

At this time, the Open Air Fridge of Delhi is consistently maintaining 5 degrees.
I would post a picture of View from my Window, but that would give the term Smokescreen a whole new meaning.

Friday, December 30, 2022

More original quotes

The Venn Diagram of Ikigai is Japanese in the same way that French Fries is French. 

RTC here: https://ikigaitribe.com/what-is-ikigai/

https://japanintercultural.com/free-resources/articles/what-is-ikigai/

https://www.sloww.co/ikigai/


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यह सृष्टि का नियम है कि माता पिता के शौक, बच्चों के शोक का विषय होते हैं, और बच्चों के शौक, माता पिता को शोक देते हैं। 

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I love social media posts that demonstrate GK, IQ, and intent at the same time. 

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 I want to meet the genius who named Delhi's climate band "temperate".

At this time, the Open Air Fridge of Delhi is consistently maintaining 5 degrees.
I would post a picture of View from my Window, but that would give the term Smokescreen a whole new meaning.
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