The way to understand this

Date driven decision making is your brain working like an MIS and DSS. 

Intuition is your brain working like a supercomputer that crunches big data and produces Actionable Insights. 

And this is a tech joke.

The doctor joke

Patient:  Doctor, my legs cramp up suddenly for no reason. A few times a month. No pattern, no trigger. Just a sudden leg cramp that goes away on its own after about 10 minutes. 

Doctor: Ok, let me run some tests. 

A week later: 

Patient: Well? 

Doctor: Oh, those tests came out clean. Let me run some more tests. 

A month later: 

Doctor: You have ILCS. 

Patient: What's that? 

Doctor: Idiopathic Leg Cramp Syndrome. 

Patient: What does that mean? 

Doctor: It means you have leg cramps, and we have no clue why. 

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Joke

वकील: Your Lordship, हमारी दरख्वास्त है कि...

जज (मुस्कुराते हुए):  वकील साहब, ज़्यादातर वकील हमें Your Honour कह कर संबोधित करते हैं। 

वकील: उन्हें झूठ बोलना आता है Milord! मैं अभी सीख रहा हूँ। 

- Dedicated to Supreme Overlord MoonPowder. 

Lawyer: Your Lordship, we would like to humbly submit that... 

Judge: Most lawyers address us as "Your Honour." 

Lawyer: Yes, Milord. They know how to lie.

- Dedicated to Supreme Overlord Moonpowder 

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My name should be Sita. 

Why? 

Because every time something goes wrong, I wish the Earth would open up and swallow me whole!